Three Asian Fags - Ode to Retail

It has come to my attention that the economy isn't so good.

This revelation is due to the fact that it is harder and harder for us all to find jobs. Fortunately, us asians are resourceful and frankly don't care what we do, as long as we have enough money to make the bills at the end of the month. That's why Nam and Ming have turned to the wonderful money making opportunity of retail employment.

There is a certain wonder and magic with retail. There you sell things to people that they probably don't want or that they really can't afford. But, you tend to work in a place where you sell things you like. That way you don't have to feel like a schmuck trying to sell something you don't want.

My favorite thing about Retail is the discount. Discount Discount Discount. Nothing brightens up an gay asians heart than the prospect of 40-60% off selected merchandise.

I love you Retail.


	October 15 , 2003 Ode to Retail
It has come to my attention that the economy isn't so good. This revelation is due to the fact that it is harder and harder for us all to find jobs. Fortunately, us asians are resourceful and frankly don't care what we do, as long as we have enough money to make the bills at the end of the month. That's why Nam and Ming have turned to the wonderful money making opportunity of retail employment. There is a certain wonder and magic with retail. There you sell things to people that they probably don't want or that they really can't afford. But, you tend to work in a place where you sell things you like. That way you don't have to feel like a schmuck trying to sell something you don't want. My favorite thing about Retail is the discount. Discount Discount Discount. Nothing brightens up an gay asians heart than the prospect of 40-60% off selected merchandise. I love you Retail.