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You can go to any old site to find restaurant reviews, but what do the Three Asian Fags think? Well here's where you find out! Our patent pending "Egg-roll" rating system is designed to help you in your quest for fine, or less than fine, dining. *Restaurants will be reviewed for service, ambiance, food, price, ability to deal with rude customers (aka 3AF) and other things that may have nothing to do with much else. These reviews are from our hearts. The mere fact that we mention them means that we go to them, even if reluctantly. The only bad review is having NO egg rolls. The Egg Roll Scale:
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San Francisco, Ca San Francisco has a mundo food. And take it from us, we eat a lot. A LOT! |
Harvey's This place is a diner like establishment with the normal american quick meal fair. The Service is good and they have some great events. Local artists also have their work shown at this establishment. However, their sandwiches are a bit dry. So we have to give them:
* * * * * * Thai House Express Thai is everywhere, however this one has a clean modern decor and a great mint lemonade. A staple for at least of the 3AF, and if they can deal with one of us day after day then they must be patient. Have their 5 Spice Duck. We give them:
* * * * * * Nirvana Asian Fusion food. Need I say more? Service is ok, however they sometimes have some cuties working. The Mango something or other isn't bad.... I guess. I hear people like this place... its err... all right. We give them:
* * * * * * Nirvana Asian Fusion food. Need I say more? Service is ok, however they sometimes have some cuties working. The Mango something or other isn't bad.... I guess. I hear people like this place... its err... all right. We give them:
* * * * * * Baghdad Cafe When I want food from Iraq I think Baghdad Cafe, however when i get there I get american diner food. Its great in a pinch and almost always open. The service is great to rude. We give them:
* * * * * * Little Orphan Annie's This place is run by little orphan's. Another of the Castro's short-order establishments, it is also open all the time and serves descent food in a pinch. We give them:
* * * * * * Slider's Burger's, Hotdogs, and Chicken Strips... Oh my! Can't beat the price! We give them:
* * * * * * Osaka Sushi Osaka has a very cute asian sushi chef and some descent waiters and waitresses. The food is descent and they have a variety of specialty rolls. I like the Bora Bora Roll myself. Try their Tataki and Kaki Fried. We give them:
* * * * * * All Season Sushi All Season is a homey little place. Its another chinese run japanese restaurant in the city, but the owner is great. They also have a quicky chinese take out thing in front of the restaurant (However, separated so to not intrude to the japanese restaurant). Traditional and random dishes are served. Try a lamb-chop! The bonus of All Season is large portions for pennies on the dollar! We give them:
* * * * * * Sneaky Teaky This random place in the SOMA is a hoot and aholler. I felt like I was on the hawaii trip with the Brady Bunch. The guys and gals wear these weird slings that make them look "fertile". Atmosphere is chik and fun. You should go here at least once. The food however is OK. It is hawaiian fun food so its not coming from the greatest of cuisines. However come for the crazy drinks. There is one served in a fish bowl! We give them:
* * * * * * Zuni Zuni is an upscale but casual contemporary cuisine cafe. Great atmosphere and space located on market St. Valet your car and bring your pocket book. Share the Roasted Chicken and some enjoy the selection from the oyster bar. We give them:
* * * * * * (Ma Tante) Sumi A great place for a date. Ma Tante Sumi is a fusion between japanese and maybe french. Its really hard to say, but its got a nice intimate atmosphere and a great menu. We give them:
* * * * * * Coté Sude French Food in the Castro. The waiters seemed to have a good sense of their wines. The food is French. Rabbit tastes good. We give them:
* * * * * * The Whiskey Lounge A hidden Chop House in the Castro. Great Chops, Great Steaks, Great Meat. Pull up a chair near the upstairs windows and dine below in one of the dining nooks. Grab a wiskey sour for me! We give them:
* * * * * * The Oyster Bar This place is like new england clam bake. Seafood Galore in a nautical stanless steel atmosphere. All Aboard! We give them:
* * * * * * Herbivore You can't go wrong if your vegetarian in this grass roots eatery. Located On Divisidero, try there Portabello mushroom burger and a strangely intriguing healthy shake.! We give them:
* * * * * * Medicine EatStation Up on top of the Crocker Gallery is a hidden gem. Health Food. Japanese Shojin style health food to be exact. This minimilist, yet very, modern japanese cafeteria serves treats direct from the monasteries of Japan. A bit pricey per portion, but extremely healthy and refreshing. Another vegetarian delight! We give them:
* * * * * * Sushi Groove In the SOMA there is a place... where a fried piece of foie gras grces a small packed mound of rice. This place is Sushi Groove. Great atmosphere and good sushi. Your wallet will be lighter but with good company, you won't notice at all! We give them:
* * * * * * KFC Colonel take me away! Sorry folks, you either love it or hate it... we LOVE IT. GREASY, FATTY, FRIED SKIN, CHICKEN GOODNESS! Give me a drumstick and a bottle of Vueve Clicquot any day! We give them:
* * * * * * 22 23 22 23 hut hut hike...A good standard elegant eating establishment. The food was good, but I don't really remember what we had.
* * * * * * Home Go Home and eat. Yummy meatloaf and mac and cheese. Come here when you want the feel of home without having to cook (well at least if you are a white american... I was dissappointed there wasn't Pho on the menu).
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- 1 Egg Roll - "Eww that was totally gross, I'll only go there
again when I am drunk."