So to continue with the negative energy theme of Nam, we will tell of
the story of Nam being mugged. Nam was walking through a residential
alley in the middle of the day near 5th and Harrison. Suddenly, from
behind, a pathetically masked man tackled Nam to the ground. Struggled
he did, but the white assailant had mass on his side and patted down
his prey for any choice takings. Finding some cash, the man begins to
run. Nam seeing this a cinderella like opportunity, grabs the mashers
foot whilst he tried to get away, but was left with only a shoe as evidence.
And
so the man made off with a nice wad of cash. Beaten in spirit, Nam went
home to his mommy who made him food and cheered him up.
The
lesson of this story is to never walk around anywhere alone if you are
small and asian.
